Jokes are,sometimes,the best choice to have fun online.Read this short jokes,share them with your friends or post in your profile and laugh every day!
Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:
Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad.”
